December 2009
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6...
ella:
somethingintellectual:
01 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - 02 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - 03 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - 04 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - 05 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - 06 The Bible - 07 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - 08 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - 09 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman - 10 Great Expectations - Charles...
423. Don't ask where someone got their eyeglasses.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
hero: do you have to rub in a circle
hero: oh twss
estan los huesos de mi hermano. →
oh la la. →
ask elvis costello, he knew the truth. →
harold. →
something tells me i am worse off than when i...
omegle.
Stranger: I just got yelled at by a 14 year old boy with an attitude
You: that's rather unfortunate.
You: did you deserve it.
Stranger: I dont think so
Stranger: Who are you
Stranger: a horny boy?
You: if you'd like me to be, sure.
You: i'm curious.
You: why not a horny man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
touché - douché →
shraya: i love pooh
jon: we play a trap card!
jamie: move anywhere!
jon: we move to the question mark.
jamie: oh wait.
jon: we activate another trap card!
jamie: we get another turn.
jon: move anywhere again.
jamie: question mark!
tactics. →
thought you didn't talk?
phillip: when i used [to] take her out
phillip: she would tell me
shraya: do you want a cookie
shraya: i shouldn't have said that
shraya: now i want cookies
